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are u guys fucking stupid cankles CAN be from weight gain n stuff but if ur born with cankles it usually means ur calves are bigger than usually which enables fast track running. because ur calves extends it allows the leg muscles to strecth long while running which quickens the movements (fast running) so next time u want to make sum douche comment about sumthing that should be considered a complement, READ ABOUT IT MOTHER FUCKERS
douche: look at those cankles on the bitch. dam

LATER IN GYM

gym teacher: ok guys time to run the mile

WHILE RUNNING

cankle girl: wow this is easier than i thought

douche: man, this sucks balls dude

AFTER DONE WITH MILE

gym teacher: ok well the cankle girl got the best time in the class! oh, and um the douche can suck sum mile ass

douche: aw fuck i got beat by a chick

cankle girl: yea bitches what now eat my cankle ASS
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When a person is so fat, there is no physical distinction of where their calfs end, and their ankles start.
"Whoa! She's a big girl!"

"Yeah, a knee length skirt is not a good idea. Look at those cankles"
Cankles by Ricky Simpson November 27, 2007
the most atractive lower leg a person can have, basically they are the shit
Moris couldnt get enough of his girlfriend's cankles, they were just that hot
cankles by YsteB August 14, 2006
On a morbidly obese person, the area in which the calves have grown so large that they actually fold over and cover the ankles.
"Can you help me tie my shoes? My cankles are in the way."
cankles by Ryan P October 4, 2005
someones ankles that are so fat that they are just as big as thier calves. Calves blending right in with the ankles.
see anyperson's obese ankles in person.
cankles by suzy que February 28, 2005

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A fat girl with huge ankles in witches her thighs and ankles have no separation.
Did you see that girls Cankles ? God, she should not wear shoes with ankel sraps.

Man, her Cankles were so big she could not wear boots; the fat heffer!
Cankles by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007
A person who is too fat and has no ankles,it is just a big calf down to your feet.
That fat guy has no ankles,he has cankles
cankles by Juan2 December 28, 2005