Calum 

A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.

I met Calum last night he's such a gentleman and amazing in bed

Calum by DepressoExpresso123456789 December 1, 2020

Calum 

Calum revell is special Officer doofy and fish and chips owner

He it’s Calum a.k.a Doofy and fish and chips owner

Calum by Yoooooooooooooio June 28, 2019

Calum 

Calum is really epic and cool. He is very tall and brags about it often. He is a generally talented guy and he is in top set for most things.

Calum is pog

Calum by ClumClam February 19, 2021

Calum 

Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK

Look at Calum
Ye, he's a massive fucking pleb

Calum by CalumIsABender September 16, 2017

Calum 

shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him

person 1: he is being such a Calum

person 2: we need to kick him out of the party

Calum by no one like Calum November 29, 2019

Calum 

A sexy man with a great sense of humour! Usually has a Hamish and picks up all the chicks!! Very rich and has everything Apple and all the new devices!!!!

Have you seen Calum, he’s so hottttt!!!

Calum by Calum H November 13, 2019

Calum 

Calum (ChrisMD) is usually a bit weird mentioning how he wants to kill someone.
A Calum will always fall asleep in class (he doesn’t really care).
Calum will not turn off his console what so ever.
If you piss off Calum or shout at him , his face will go bright red and will do jackshit and slapped by some other Calum.

Mum : Turn that console off
Calum : Fuck off you god damn hoe
Mum *closes door*

Calum by Ruckus14 August 3, 2018