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Human Beer Bong 

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
Human Beer Bong by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

beer bong 

dude, put that tall boy in the beer bong already.
beer bong by Justafriend July 13, 2016

beer bong from the tit 

A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”

“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”

beer bong from the tit 

A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”

“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”

upside-down beer bong 

I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.

Beer before bong 

"Beer before bong, that's just wrong"

Usually followed by "Bong before beer, you're in the clear"

This pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. It is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don't.
"Whoa there, are you sure you want to smoke all that weed? You're already hammered."

"Yeah dude, i cross fade all the time"

"Beer before bong..."

"Huh?"
Beer before bong by TFK! January 26, 2009