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Boise State 

A university in Boise, Idaho that is home to the iconic blue turf, a venue where the football team annually shows dominance over every visiting team and gets little to no recognition for it, even though there hasn't been a team to win there in years. Boise State fans who show up to the games have good hearts and are the best dressed of any set of fans as they have the ability to color coordinate each section of seating producing mind blowingly awesome effects. Boise State is often looked down upon from other teams who buy their way into college football glory, and is lead by the best coach in the country-Chris Petersen, who is more often than not the first choice to hire if one of those money hog SEC schools need a new coach.
Are you wearing a Boise State shirt?

Yes, I am, because unlike the a$$hats of the SEC, I believe football does not revolve around money, but the actual game. And because I actually have a brain.
Boise State by OliverFinley March 14, 2011
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Boise Friend 

A person who you may see in person only a few times a year due to living in seperate, distant cities; usually hot enough to justify effort in communication. For most of the year, contact with this person exists only through text messages, the occasional phone call or email. Typically, upon reunion, the Boise Friend will profess pleasure and excitement for seeing you and bemoan the sparse contact the rest of the year. After seeing the Boise Friend, communication is fairly regular. After a month or so, however, they stop answering text messages and don't call back so the communication is totally one-sided. After a little while the crap they dish out in this way outweighs their residual hotness and at this point you delete them from your various contacts. The Boise Friend should not be confused with the Long Distance Friend, with whom contact is always two-way, if sparse.
"Did you hear back from Julie?" "Yeah, but it took her three days to answer my text. She's turning into a Boise Friend."

Lowell ran into Kate at the Nyssa get-together but after a few weeks he never heared back from her. He'd had enough of her on-again, off-again Boise Friend crap so he deleted her. When she called two months later out of the blue, he didn't recognize her number and ignored it.
Boise Friend by Heck Yes Im JM February 11, 2008

Boise State 

An excellent university in Boise, ID that is well known for it's football team, which there are a few misconceptions about. #1)We do not expect to play in the national championship if we go undefeated. We just think that a team with 2 losses shouldn't be more deserving of a national championship than an undefeated team just because they're not from the south. #2) We don't purposely schedule creampuff teams every year. That's because none of you so-called "BCS" teams have the balls to play us.(Except for Georgia and Ole Miss)
Boise State's football team is great, but can't get respect from anybody. I'm looking at you Mark May.
Boise State by SuPmYhOmIeZ November 22, 2011

Boise city oklahoma

A really tiny town where everyone thinks theyre from, 'The hood' and pretend to be gangster. Almost everyone is a cowboy/cowgirl but boast about using drugs, their rap skills, almost everyone is pregnant by 16, or in jail at least once by 16.
'Boise city oklahoma is fucking lit, I love weeedddd'
Boise city oklahoma by Imfreckenlit September 18, 2017

Boise Mudshark 

A white female, or male in Boise,Id, who fucks black guys.
looks like Jenny is going to railed by another black guy tonight, she's such a Boise Mudshark!
Boise Mudshark by iownthis June 18, 2009

Boise State University 

An Idaho "academic" institution based around the aged and undereducated. This "college" takes high school drop outs, geriatrics, and potatoes from all walks of life that find literacy to be a general assault on their underdeveloped senses. This "university's" claim to fame? They won the Fiesta Bowl. Once.
"I have to go take a giant Boise State University."

"My eighty year old grandpa goes to Boise State University."
"A smurf shat on Boise State University's turf."

"Side effects may include loss of appetite, impotence, anal fissures, atrocious acne, and Boise State University enrollment."
"Boise State University is completely inferior to the University of Idaho."

Boise High School 

Boise High is the coolest most beat school in all of Idaho. We're the smartest kids in the state and can not be defeated in academics. Sometimes our sports dont do as well as academics. the football team sucks. but other than that, they kick major ass. Rivals include Borah, timberline and capital!
"holy shit that girl is hot, she must go to Boise High School!"
"that kid is so smart, he must go to Boise High School!"