Blizzard 

After a man blows his wad into his women mouth she pretends to swallow, only to blow it back into his face with her lips vibrating thus creating a spray that covers his face.

Pissed off that jonathen came in her mouth amanda gave him a violent "Blizzard".

Blizzard by The transmitter November 11, 2010

Blizzard 

a violent storm of blood and jizz

The girl kicked me in the balls as I was about to come. She got a blizzard right in the face.

Blizzard by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

Blizzard 

A lizard with a Bee in its mouth

"I got stung by that blizzard"

Blizzard by TMB June 17, 2003

Blizzard 

1) An storm involving mass amounts of snow, sometimes including ice and hail.
2) A videogame company who have won numerous awards and continue to keep their spot as one of the best gaming companies ever.

"Blizzard? No school... shoveling? Fuck you, mom."
"...Who wants to play StarCraft...?"

Blizzard by Wing_Sun October 11, 2003

Blizzard 

The act of being so high that you feel like you are in an intense blizzard with high mph winds which hence makes you squint your eyes so much.

Dude....I am so blizzard right now!

I know this is some otha shit.

Blizzard by zebunnanna December 20, 2009

blizzard 

When a male releases a massive, hot load of semen (or cum) in a low-temperature environment, causing it to immediately condense and vaporize, much like boiled water does in low temperatures.

Herman powerfully ejaculated into the brisk Yukon air, generating a dense blizzard that enshrouded him in a fine layer of crystalline semen.

blizzard by Anpistom November 3, 2020

blizzard 

1) A video game company who says they will release a game in 1999 but actually releases it in 2003. This has happened twice.

1a) A video game company that makes a game, monkeys with it for 5 months, screws it up, leaves it for dead and makes another game, yet strangly enough keep winning awards.

2) My favorite treat at dairy queen.

1. I fucking hate blizzard.
2. I fucking love blizzards!

blizzard by 1998 April 2, 2004