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momma birding 

(v.) The act of feeding a person or animal from your mouth. The food is most often chewed by the first individual before being transfered.
momma birding by davakon August 7, 2011
Anything when you look old and could suit a top hat/bowler hat, something from the olden days, or when your extremely capitalist and exploit people and enjoy it, hate poor people etc
He looks a bit of a birling

your being very birling

banks are very birling-esque
Birling by Mr Birling April 26, 2009

Bribing the Priest 

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.
"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

Mike Birbiglia 

n.

Used to follow up a joke in order to accentuate it.

Derrived from the use of the term by comedian Mike Birbiglia, who was playing on Busta Rhymes' similar use of his own name after his rhymes.
"I like drinking coffee in the morning, but if I reach a point in my life when the best part of waking up is the Folgers in my cup, I don't know if I wanna wake up. Mike Birbiglia!"
Mike Birbiglia by Philippe Jones August 12, 2006

Birmingham 

Industrial city in the centre of England. My home town. Second city in England, biggest city next to London. Famous for having world class curry houses.
'Birmingham Rocks!'
Birmingham by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

birmingham 

The second city in Britain. Friendly, down-to-earth people. Not stuck up and shallow like cockneys and not got an inferiority complex like mancs.
Probably the best place in Britain for a night out (from personal experience it is better than London, Gunchester and Nottingham).
Definitely the best place to go shopping, Trafford center my arse!
Has a massive stigma attached to it by ignorant people who mainly haven’t visited it or are stuck-up snobs.
Balti capitol of Britain (unofficially since some council idiot forgot to enter the competition).

One more thing, if mancs think of Greater Manchester as Manchester (because Manchester is woefully inadequate) then maybe Birmingham should be ‘greater Birmingham’ i.e. the West Midlands which is like 3 million people and wipes the floor with their poor excuse for a town? Nah, who cares, Birmingham is the centre of Britain in every respect.
Birmingham - The future
birmingham by BeauBirmingham April 15, 2006