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A really smart guy that gets all As. Everybody at his school likes him, even all the teachers. All the girls want to pose with him, all the boys want to be his friend. He is also really good at basketball, and is the reason why the team wins all the time. If you wonder who the most popular kid in school is, he is the answer! No one is as amazing and popular as him.
Sydney: Uggh, I’m struggling with my math homework! What should I do?

Hannah: Oh, go ask Billie, he is really smart and will help you

Lily: Oh yeah, I forgot, Billie is the best and is really smart. Thank you!

After talking with him:
Lily: Wow, thanks to Billie, I now understand calculus so much better!
Billie by Billythegoat24593629 July 17, 2019
girl who goes to Walmart and buys the biggest zucchini so she can shove it in her ass when she's bored. Eats a lot of Cheetos and smokes marijuana with elemantey school kids. Forgot about Halloween Last year so she handed out condoms. Thinks she's cool.
Wow u look like Billie this morning, you should really take some Vicodin!
billie by Babykestones February 8, 2017
A Billie is quiet a bitch. She isn’t the nicest a friend, she is often seeking for attention and wanting to go in the drama.
Look over there, it’s Billie.

Oh no, Billie is over there.
Billie by canny August 20, 2019
Billie is easy to frustrate but is a gentle and walm hearted person. She is the sexiest woman you will ever meet and has a big but and boobs.if you have a Billie in your life you are a lucky person she is a very good friend and will talk to you for hours.she can also act dumber than she is to make people laugh and smile and usually has a lot of friends and is always a shoulder to cry on.
Calli:that girl looks cool
Road:yeah she looks like a Billie
Billie by Zombie4 December 21, 2019
A perfect girl that definitely isn’t writing this right now.
You’re such a Billie, Princess Perfect!
Billie by imnotqualified June 2, 2020
A particular femboy who is constantly high on shrooms and worships the blood god.

Enjoys human sacrifice with a nice spot of tea
person 1: "|Oi, there goes Billie."
*universe collapses*
Billie by asswhup666 October 26, 2020