Bernardo 

Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?

"Why is Bernardo's arm bent 180 degrees into his ass???"
"Oh he's just brazillian"

Bernardo by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Bernardo 

Bernardo is a sexy man with great talent. He can sing and play instruments but let’s not forget i
his amazing girlfriend kim who supports him in almost everything. oh did i mention he was a sexy man ??? hermosuraa de muchacho que es.

Kim: Omg ! you see him ?? who is he ?? he’s so breathtaking

unknown: that’s bernardo !

Bernardo by toospiceytta January 18, 2023

Bernardo 

Someone who terrible things happen to

What's wrong with that guy
Oh something terrible happened to him
That's Bernardo

Bernardo by WolfGirl6 February 12, 2023

Bernardo 

A very unfunny and chopped person... usually seen alone, wishing someone loved him
also known as retardo

Person 1: "Yo, who is that retardo over there?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's Bernardo."

Bernardo by mr.schwienernuzz October 6, 2025

bernardo-o 

Name for someone who always seems angry or grumpy, but is actually very lonely and sad. They probably don't have many people they talk to, and all they want is someone that they can call a friend, but they don't. Some people that know someone like this might tease them because they overreact in a funny way. If you know someone like this, be a great friend to them, they might never get a significant pther.

Guy 1: Who is that over there?
Guy 2 : Pretty sure he is a bernardo-o
Guy 1: Poor guy.

bernardo-o by a friendly neighborhood ghost June 3, 2018

Bernardo Silva 

A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.

“Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”

Bernardo Silva by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bernardo Venegas 

Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS

Bernardo Venegas is hot.

Bernardo Venegas by Mami1303 September 7, 2021