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stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker 

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

Memphis Bean Burrito 

When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!
We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.

refried bean burrito 

A refried bean burrito, much like the normal bean burrito, is where the man gives anal sex to his partner, and then receives oral sex from a different partner.
Man, i gave Clara anal and then gave Sarah a refried bean burrito!

double bean burrito 

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket
Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.

bean baked burrito 

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito 

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags