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Battlefield Bad Company 2 

Very likely the best team-based first-person shooter currently on the market.

Bad Company 2 incorporates highly destructible environments, four-man squads as part of the overall team (as in real warfare), and realistic effects such as bullets taking time to reach their targets due to distance and bullet drop due to gravity (which makes sniping a bit difficult, but more skillful and tactical than that retarded quickscoping nonsense).

Set in the near future with an array of modern weaponry to choose from, players have access to four "kits," which include: Assault, Medic, Engineer, and Recon.

With very large maps and the option to engage in vehicular combat, players cannot adhere to a single style of play, whether they like it or not. Despite this reality, players still like to use the Medic kit because you don't have to reload as often with an LMG; and they still use the Recon kit because sniping doesn't require too much effort on their part.
Person 1: Hey! Do ya wanna play some MW2?

Person 2: Modern Warfail 2? Pssh! I'm gonna go play Battlefield Bad Company 2 where you need skill and teamwork in order to win.

Person 1: LOLWTFZOMGBBQ!?!!? CAMPERBITCHFUCKFACECAMPERHAXSIMPLEFACTCAMPERCAMPERCAMPERNOOBSCRUBALICOUSASDFASDFASDFASSDFASDFASDF
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Battlefield 2042

this game is actual doo doo
not enough content
don't buy it because there are no refunds.
I'm a battlefield fanboy
hey should i buy battlefield 2042?
that game is fucking trash
Battlefield 2042 by kwonten February 19, 2022

Battlefield Earth 

A diseased and degenerate byproduct of the human mind. Once described by Jon Stewart as "a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass."
"Have a heated cattle prod shoved up your anal cavity for two hours straight is a better use of time than watching Battlefield Earth."

Battlefield 2042

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John: Hey Elizabeth, did you see the new Battlefield 2042 trailer?
Elizabeth: No.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Battlefield 5 

The new installment of the Battlefield series set in WW2.

Now with 100% more female pirates on the frontlines than Battlefield 1
Guy 1: "Have you seen the new trailer for Battlefield 5"

Guy 2: "Yeah, 100% more Thot Pirates in the frontlines of World War 2"

Battlefield Bad Company 2 

A first person shooter game, set in a modern warfare context, popular for its online play. Released by EA and created by the game studio DICE.
Person 1: I love Modern Warfare 2, it almost makes me feel like someone cares about me.

Person 2: Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is like Battlefield Bad Company 2's retarded cousin.

Battlefield 2

The next game in the Battlefield Series. Battlefield 2 focuses on modern warfare with the United States against the Middle-East Coalition and China. It has a totally new engine (so they say) and has many new capabilities than the previous Battlefield games. One of the main features in Battlefield 2 is the commander/squad features. This will hopefully promote teamwork. In previous Battlefield games, everyone did their own thing except clans.

It is being made by DiCE Sweden; the makers of Battlefield 1942 so hopefully it will not be a fuck up like Battlefield Vietnam. Like the previous Battlefield games, BF2 will have mods which will cover pretty much everyones tastes (WW2 mods, Realism mods, futuristic mods, gang mods, fun mods)
"I can't wait for BF2 to come out. Let's just hope EA and DiCE learned from their mistakes in BFV!"
Battlefield 2 by porn! April 8, 2005