Baker's deuce 

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

Baker's deuce by billybee69 March 23, 2011

Basker's dozen 

Like a baker's dozen, but it's a unit of measurement specifically used for penises.

He enjoyed the basker's dozen last night. I've never seen him happier. Getting hit with all 13 dongs at the same time.

Basker's dozen by W8wut May 8, 2015

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

Baker's Pound

A Baker's Pound is 17 ounces of marijuana instead of the usual 16 ounces in a pound. Sold as a "bonus" or free ounce with the purchase of a pound.

Hey Corey Baker, can I get a Baker's pound?

Baker's Pound by Corey Baker April 16, 2007

baker's hundred 

a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110.

The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!

baker's hundred by Jonathan FeBland June 27, 2008

bible basher's slang 

a group of slang words that relate to Christianity and the bible

Goshdam, no chance in hell, for Gosh sakes, to hell with it, hallelujah praise the lord, good lord, go to hell, holy Moses, Jesus Crist, good heavens, Crist sakes...etc.=bible basher's slang

bible basher's slang by bread infection October 22, 2005

Baker's Special 

the act of wrapping your dick in cookie dough or cake batter then proceeding to have your dick sucked until all the dough is gone

Sean: Kelsie, John would like a Baker's Special

Kelsie: OK I would love to. I already have the dough.

Baker's Special by Dicky d October 17, 2014