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Ballzitch 

A convenient contraction of the two words balls and itch. The male genitalia is one of the most optimum places on the body for bacteria, parisites, and fungi to flourish. Some of these things cause the tesitcles to itch. When this occurs, it saves time to simply say "Ballzitch" and scratch your testes until alleviated rather than have your friends ask, "Were you just playing with yourself?"
"Wait up a sec, ballzitch."
Ballzitch by PsychoFrog September 25, 2004

ballbitch 

Someone who has no merit, no social status. One of the lowest in the ranks, a grunt who has to shag balls so as not to be seen as completely worthless.
Cant Hit Bombs is a ballbitch!
ballbitch by sboy August 17, 2004

Ballsitch 

When one touches their balls and then touches the bottom of another persons chin while saying ballsitch.
I’ll give you five bucks if you ballsitch those two.
Ballsitch by Big_Hammer November 28, 2018