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Masturbation Audience 

a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.
Masturbation Audience by ZingleZee November 18, 2019
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Modern Audience 

An euphemism for progressive audience in entertainment. Usually used when talking about Hollywood or West game development.
Did you see the new Saints Row reboot? The devs said it caters to modern sensibilities and will appeal to a modern audience hence neutering everything the series stood for. What an awesome idea!

Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: The game flopped.
Modern Audience by phv333 August 21, 2023

For a large audience. 

The word for copying literally what the instructions say, like Write(for a large audience.) in Urban Dictionary when making a definition
I wrote For a large audience.

Paper Audience 

N. A body of people who happen to be in the presence of someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, regardless of who is present. Such speakers often ask for advice without actually listening to the advice given and instead ends up taking their own advice.
"Man, that professor loves the sound of his own voice! We were basically just a paper audience for him to rant at."
Paper Audience by wordmanjon July 6, 2006

drunk audience 

Dad: What's a magician's best friend?
Young Barney: A drunk audience!

Write for a large audience

And by large they mean 2 people
Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Some idiot: Okay got it
Some idiot: Why no one likes my definition?

HasanAbi's audience 

A group of people pays someone called "HasanAbi" to hate or cause trouble in Twitch chat.
I would never mod for HasanAbi's audience