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All you muddle-aged guys out there 

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ 

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive
CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

All-you-can-eat Buttfet

A sexual act, during which one person systematically performs anilingus on a minimum of 4 partners in rapid succession. Differentiated from Russian Poolette by ensuring all participants have evacuated their digestive systems prior to performing this act.
Dylan thinks Bri met a bunch of dudes at Walmart to have an all-you-can-eat buttfet.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

cry all you want 

You can't unfuck your mother 😎
person 1: I did ya mom.

person 2: NOOOOOOO ;-;

person 1: Cry all you want, You can't unfuck your mother.
cry all you want by CrungleChugger97 September 10, 2021

that all you got, pansies? 

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!