Absent Mindless Soulless Shame

Human beings who lack souls have no inner strength and have a life of shame to the point where they're too weak to feel more shame. Additional shame at that point makes them forget more important stressors to cheat a false victory with smaller scaled issues to comedic degrees.

When a soulless human says, 'that's crazy' and can not explain logically how the target of the word is illogical. That is classic absent mindless soulless shame because the beast forgot the most important component of the word, 'crazy' which is not making sense

by Zeitgeist997 July 26, 2020

Absent Boyfriend

The boyfriend that never comes around, due to being putting other things first like work, sports, and family.

I feel bad for emily, she has an Absent Boyfriend.

by bungalitis October 23, 2020

absent boyfriend

a person who is overly attached to you as if you were a boyfriend who didn't care about them

"she acts so annoying like I'm an absent boyfriend"

by myoUGH July 6, 2020

Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

Roll Call or Absent Student

When you're giving a girl the beans so hard she continues to call out your name.

*Me laying pipe*
Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?

by tittycitymayor February 25, 2014

ADA (absent dick anxiety)

A person who has anxiety about not having a reliable source of dick (absent dick anxietny).

My girlfriend hates me but won’t break up with me because she has ADA (absent dick anxiety).

by Aubree 1 8D B April 6, 2019

omni-absent

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.

All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.

by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008