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Abomination Intellectuals 

Prima facie intellectual people who are conveniently and absurdly hyperintellectual when it comes to carrying out their interests and suddenly without warning sharply anti-intellectual when it comes to protecting their perceived sources of income, donors/patrons/supporters, inter alia. In other words, a hack.
Example 1)

Abomination Intellectual (i.e. A Hack; Satire of an Intellectual Person): "place A is bad, they killed thousands of people via poisoned toothpicks"

Questioner (i.e. Actual Intellectual Person): "place B who funded your talk killed thousands of people via poisoned straws."

Questioner Thinking: "Why are there so many of these abomination intellectuals, fake people, charlatans? who regulates these people?"

Abomination Intellectual: "The hour is up, thank you for coming to my talk." (i.e. the irony is that neglectful silence is anti-intellectual)

Example 2) Abomination Intellectual: "Give me your money and i'll silence your critics intellectually giving you the space to enjoy your ill gotten gains, while the attention is all on me."

Abomination Casserole 

A Casserole made from random and usually unfitting ingredients. It’s common for abomination casserole to be made from leftovers in the fridge. Abomination casserole tends to be made by White moms, taste bad, and at some point inedible.
Karen is bringing “Abomination Casserole” to the potluck.
Abomination Casserole by JojoIsShort February 26, 2024

eldritch abomination 

A horrific monster, often of otherwordly origin, that inspires terror and breaks the sanity of those that witness them. These monsters often have ties to the Cthulhu Mythos created by H. P. Lovecraft.
No words could properly describe the eldritch abomination rising from the sea.

Soulless abomination from the nethervoid 

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!

musical abomination 

~abominable, scandalous music
~the opposite to an eargasm
~music which causes disgust or hatred
~downwright crap music, poor quality and repetitve sounds
#The Sex Pistols MAY HAVE BEEN SEEN AS a musical abomination to some weirdos
#Crazy Frog , although catchy for some people, certainly is one
musical abomination by Pollie October 29, 2007

The Abomination 

The Abomination is created by combining a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger and a Double Quarter Pounder. Remove the bottom bun from the Double Cheese. Then remove the bottom bun from the Double Quarter. Slap them together meat to meat in an unholy slab of murdered cow flesh. Devour. Repeat. Remember to keep the shock paddles charged.
"How did Jeff die?"
"He tried to eat The Abomination. Twice. I think he pooped out his soul."
The Abomination by celxius August 22, 2011