ASMR 

That moment when Min Yoongi whispers 'Yeah, Suga' before his raps and you get a tingly sensation down your spine/through your body.

*Listening to Pied Piper. It gets to 2:03 and Yoongi whispers 'Yeah, Suga'*

Me: Oh, shit, dude. Yoongi just gave me ASMR!

ASMR by sealionnn March 9, 2019

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Nice sounds and pictures

I made an ASMR video

ASMR by Qfvdc April 22, 2020

ASMR 

ASMR stands for agross screepy moverrated rearrape
An ASMR video is of someone whispering into a mic like a creepy perv and you can hear saliva moving around in their mouth

sometimes ASMR can be of people eating with their mouth open bigger than a hippo and making disgusting noises

eating ASMR is usually made by asians because they will literally eat anything

ahhh i love the sound of your long dirty witch nails scraping sandpaper it gives me ASMR tingles

ASMR by sweatygamer69 June 16, 2019

ASMR 

Auto sensory meridian response ASMR are a series of noises made, that are supposedly meant to give the listener chills, the listener tends to binge watch these videos, and are in dire need of psychological help, because out of all the noises, these people find chewing and sounding like you have a horrid case of asthma satisfying

My girlfriend tried ASMR on me while I was sleeping, I woke up and cut my own damn ears of to get some peace and quiet.

ASMR by Statikinfamy October 8, 2018

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Anal Sex Miget wRecking.

Man I've been watching ASMR all day, my dick kinda hurts.

ASMR by Fluffyattacker July 3, 2017

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A theme of videos on YouTube which people watch for sexual satisfaction. These videos usually consist of a woman "eating" the viewer's ears (a girl licking a microphone).

"You watch ASMR?! You are soooo gross! What is the world turning into?"

ASMR by Damn Salvatore May 7, 2018

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That thing that's meant to chill you out except it's getting harder to stay chill the more sexy thots start channels to casually frame their boobs between a pair of microphones.

Dude: let's just find some chill ASMR so I can sleep
ASMR THOT: Ima run my hands over this low-cut top that's struggling to contain my bosom to make some rustling noises for you
Dude:...well now I really can't sleep

ASMR by Kant Predict May 23, 2022