That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick! 

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick! by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015

A Box Of Hurtin

A Box Of Hurtin Is The 2nd Level On The Hurtin Scale One Level Up From The Popular Hurtin Unit. A Box Of Hurtin Has 12 Hurtin Units In It

Me: Have You Talked To Will Lately Man???
Friend: Yeah Man, He's Going Out With Chrissy Now Dude
Me:Oh, That Must Make Him "A Box Of Hurtin"

A Box Of Hurtin by Bhask December 8, 2010

mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick 

An annoying vine that involves a 10-year-old kid subbing in weird words in front of swear words when he gets hurt

"Mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!!"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick by michaelgriffey13 January 15, 2018

Hurt like a motherfucker 

Feel so much grief or emotional wreck that your heart feels like it has shit its pants

Graduating high school and going to college is going to hurt like a motherfucker

Hurt like a motherfucker by Daffy the Duck May 21, 2016

hurtin for a squirtin 

one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself

Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!

hurtin for a squirtin by luigi1111111 May 15, 2018

hurtin for a flirtin 

When you've had a major lack of action for a while and are needing that sexual attention.

Damn I haven't been laid in a while... I'm hurtin for a flirtin.

hurtin for a flirtin by kohlendorf May 7, 2016

Hurting for a squirting 

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.

Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)

Hurting for a squirting by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024