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practicing to be a baby daddy 

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
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I've been a bad girl daddy 

Expression used mostly by the younger generation from 18-20s to show their devotion to god, the sentence is a synonym for "Forgive me father for I have sin". Even though this is a relatively new phrase it has already found its way into lots of people; often in bed, praying to "daddy".
"I've been a bad girl daddy, I think I deserve punishment". This is an even bigger step, acknowledging their imperfections and accepting the conseuences of their actions.

Daddy with a fatty 

A Dad with a big ding-a-ling... As heard on the "The Billy Madison show " in Texas.

his Co-host calls it a peepee-doddle..
Billy madison is definitely not a Daddy with a fatty. He has a vigina..

Daddy-With-A-Phatty 

"Damn, look at that Daddy-With-A-Phatty."
Daddy-With-A-Phatty by erlkng24 April 27, 2017

Daddy ate a squirrel 

Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler

In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.

DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex) 

DNANR An acronym for Daddy needs a new Rolex. A motivational cry when two Bros need to drive revenue.
Bro #1: Dude, I can wait to flip some houses with you!

Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

Daddy donated a building 

Reference on how people with horrible stats get into top universities
He got into Harvard because daddy donated a building.