A beaver attempt 

A burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.

How did your date go?
ANSWER: I almost had to call hazmat on a beaver attempt!

A beaver attempt by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver 

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function

Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver by dgk1704 July 6, 2010

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

Don’t sell your bread to a baker by Huss22x December 5, 2021

Piece of a beamer 

1) Getting a piece of really nice ass

2)Fucking an amazing hottie

3) A nice piece of ass

Man I got a piece of a beamer last night and she was fine as wine!!

Piece of a beamer by BuzzLightyear2012 January 28, 2012

at a bakery, about a pastry 

noun'ish. or verb'ish.

1) the initial 'aura smooth' feel when you're satisfied with how baked you are.

2) an unobstructed suave way to dish out that you're gonna go get high, if not already.

3) brainstorming ideas under the influizzle of that marijuizzle, motherfuckers.

4) nonchalantly dishing out (as to departure), while discreetly hinting the fact that you're only leaving to go off and get lifted.

@kanyewest: damn. (3 min pause) u the smoothest motherfucker alive! RT "@killenhersoftly: at a bakery, about a pastry."

-- yerrr.
what up what up --
-- finna go to a bakery about a pastry when i get off from work, u wit it?
for sure hoe, hit me up. --

-- wyd?
nothing. chilling. with shorty rock; at a bakery, about a pastry. how bout you? --

at a bakery, about a pastry by Killenhersoftly December 1, 2011

Pulled a Baker 

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker

I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!

Pulled a Baker by baraon March 5, 2011

do a baker 

To eat lunch early.

Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.

Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".

"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"

do a baker by Horse Cock December 16, 2004