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This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/
Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.
May 5 by Anti404 January 13, 2022
May 5 is throw your small friend day!
"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"
May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born
Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”
May 5 by ASTRXO August 8, 2021
National Hump Day and Slap ass day
Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5
Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.
Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)
May 5 by IamShiro April 26, 2019
the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship
yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!
May 5 by anonymous March 31, 2022