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February 24 

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then
February 24 by woodchablowme? February 18, 2020

February 24, 2022 

An infamous day that will go down in history.
On Tuesday, February 24, 2022, Putin declared war on Ukraine. It is the largest war in Europe since ww2.

So far the Ukrainians are holding out.

They need help.

Glory to Ukraine!
February 24, 2022 by Lemthelemur February 28, 2022

February 24 

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...
Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!
February 24 by ☆★Midas★☆ February 24, 2022

February 24 

National get the girl pregnant that likes you day.
Fuck the girl that likes you on February 24 and try to get her pregnant :)
February 24 by Brooke.11039 November 2, 2019

February 24 2007 

LITERALLY WHOEVER WAS BORN ON THIS DAY CAN BURN IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL OMFG THEY ARE SO ANNOYING PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT LIKE YOU NO ONE LIKES YOU GO AWAY
P1: "Were you born on February 24 2007?"
P2: "yeah why"
P1: "*walks away*"
P2: ":("

February 24 

shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane
guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo
February 24 by bignig224 November 3, 2019