sweet pedro 

Vagina

I want your massive hands on my sweet Pedro

sweet pedro by Queen fi fi November 2, 2018

wet pedro

When a woman sticks two fingers in her cock socket and then shoves those two fingers in a mans nostrils. Wet pedro.

Jessica wet pedro'd dexter last night after sex. She is hilarious

wet pedro by Apenjess August 23, 2019

Spicy Pedro 

When someone shoots diahrhea onto someones forhead from atleast 4 feet away after eating habanero peppers.

the spicy pedro left a 3rd degree burn on his head

Spicy Pedro by nhan618 May 30, 2005

The angry pedro 

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)

Fatma was being a total dick so Danielle caught her off guard with the angry pedro!

The angry pedro by Muffin tits December 22, 2008

Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño

She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro

Dirty pedro by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

Stinky Pedro 

When a women casually reaches into her undergarments, gathers her moistness every so gently on her fingers, then descretely finds an unsuspecting co-worker and lathers her frothiness on her co-workers upper lip.

"After 12 long hours of hot, sweaty work, she tried wiping her Stinky Pedro on my lip, instead she got me in the mouth, tasted like old salmon!"

Stinky Pedro by stinky Pedro August 25, 2011

pineapple upside down pedro

69'ing and your girl takes a fat shit in your mouth.

my girl pulled a pineapple upside down pedro on me last night

pineapple upside down pedro by josh February 9, 2005