Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.

"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."

Post-parking regret by Hbriz November 2, 2011

penis parker 

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

penis parker by KENthebird August 9, 2017

Car parking 

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.

"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"

Car parking by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018

Rosa Parkinson’s 

it’s a disease where if you can’t sit at the front of the bus you die.

Timothy:Let me sit at the front of the bus bro
Chad:Why

Timothy:Because I have rosa parkinson’s

Chad:Shit bro that’s all you had to say

Rosa Parkinson’s by Intellectuallychallenged February 1, 2019

cock parking 

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

cock parking by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

South Parkish 

South Parkish, a term referring to the popular adult animated show “South Park”. This term is used to describe something as obscene, sexual, and all around unsettling.

Guy 1: Your mom is a dirty slut.
Guy 2: How South Parkish of you to say that

South Parkish by Confused Conundrum August 1, 2021

jesse parker 

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)

girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER

jesse parker by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022