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B2 mission 

Taking a very large crap in a public bathroom, although it must be done very steathily, and it must obliterate all sense of smell within twenty or thirty feet.
Tom walked into the bathroom and quickly came out very angrily shouting "It smells unholy bad in here, Who flew a B2 mission in here?
B2 mission by bull227 September 29, 2011

Scummy Mission 

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.
Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"
Scummy Mission by xX541Xx January 1, 2012

Wet Mission 

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.
"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"
Wet Mission by MaoZedongs December 17, 2011

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
fail mission by SC Monster November 16, 2012

creep mission 

a mission, hunt, venture, or plan where the ultimate goal is to engage in sexual activity
She was on a creep mission at the bar; he came over for a creep mission on Wednesday night; our group project turned into a creep mission when I went over to his place to make the power point.
creep mission by blankbitch November 7, 2012

soldier mission

Going on a day trip for skiing/snowboarding where you leave home early in the morning and return home that night, instead of renting a hotel room for one, or having an extended stay of more than one day.
Person A: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Person B: "We did a soldier mission to Wolf Creek, left Albuquerque at 4am, were on the slopes by 9am, then got back in town about 9pm. Im exhausted from all the driving, but the pow was worth the trip!"
Person A: "Nice man, but you better hope the boss-man doesn't find out!"
soldier mission by el_barto December 6, 2012