Ernies Cucumber 

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber

Ernies Cucumber by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit 

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

burnt cucumber 

The opposite of being a cool cucumber. It’s when you are being a weird dum dum of a person

You are acting like a burnt cucumber

burnt cucumber by GianaDaBanana December 26, 2019

Soft Cucumber 

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

Soft Cucumber by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

Leaky Cucumber by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

cheese cucumber 

A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.

Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?

Nick: yeah those things look hot.

cheese cucumber by Wormy cult February 28, 2021

Sea Cucumber 

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls

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Sea cucumber

Sea Cucumber by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021