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Avril Lavinge 

An annoying fuck that makes 12 year old girls say "Omfg Avril laveen iz da best rawk star evur!" And calls out to lesbians by singing "Hey hey! You you! I wan't to be your girlfriend!"
"I threw up yesterday because I saw Avril Lavinge in my dreams."
Avril Lavinge by A.m.b.e.r.. December 16, 2008
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Talentless "punk rawk" pop-bitch. She brings shame to Canada. Claims everybody else is a poser… but she's the real deluded fuck. Abuses bracelets, ties, and the human ear.
Don't listen to this washed up slut. Listen to Terrance and Phillip instead. They're funnier, more talented, and better-looking. They also make Canada look good, unlike Avril.
avril by The Dork Cheese December 17, 2005
A Pop Singer that Looks like an Ugly little Bitch Witch
I HATE all of Avril's songs
Avril by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
I heard an Avril song on the radio and my ears started bleeding.
Avril by Ihateyouallsomuch July 31, 2005
A dumb hypocritical bitch. She must think everyone likes her and sees her as an icon. Wrong. She's far from that. She's a total bitch, a Sexist, a Racist, talentless bitch.

She says bands shouldn't label themselves, and yet she does it herself. She also likes to call other people/bands posers, when she is one herself, branding herself a punk.

Also, Good Charlotte(one of the bands Avril called "posers") NEVER said they were punk, or any other genre, but YOU did. So congrats on screwing up yourself dumb bitch hypocrite Avril.

Ever wonder why she doesn't have any videos or shows related to her? Because she doesn't want you to see what she's truly like behind the scenes. She's only a so called "punk" when she's out in public.

Have you ever seen Avril skate? No. Because she CAN'T.

Avril was originally going to be Country, she even met Shania Twain(a country music artist), but when she tried out, the PD didn't like her music, and the only way she could get signed was to switch from Country to Punk. This is 100% TRUE.

I really do hope she stumbles upon this page Googling her name and sees how many people truly hate her. That would be so hilarious, wouldn't you think so Avril?
Avril says no preps should listen to her music....riiight....guess she doesn't want ANYONE to listen to her music, then. Seeing as preps are her only fans.
Avril by go20orange April 19, 2006
Someone who sings through their nose in a constipated way and also a poser
My name is avril, do you like my voice? 'AHHaHAhAhAhahaha'
Avril by Alix April 18, 2004