Dirty otter

The act of spending several hours in the bathroom, dropping a deuce, while beating your dick with your unwashed hand.

Dave has been in the bathroom punishing his dirty otter for 2 hours now.

Dirty otter by 717lokininja January 21, 2026

laying an otter 

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

laying an otter by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011

milking the otter 

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.

Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.

milking the otter by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014

Rub The Otter 

It is an argentinian expression which is known as "acariciar la nutria", the meaning of this can be related to jerking of as a crazy motherfucker

"When I get home I'm going to rub the otter SO hard"

Rub The Otter by ThyYisus November 6, 2016

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

laid an otter in the kettle by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

ur daughter an otter

The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.

Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*

ur daughter an otter by Big tits dayle May 18, 2018

O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

O U otter B kidding me by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021