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Naughty and Crosses 

The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
“We should spice things up tonight...”
“You're so right! Let's play naughty and crosses!”
Naughty and Crosses by C L G February 5, 2021

Naughty nautical

A term used for people who have had sexual experiences on a boat.
I went on a boat with chad and can now be considered a naughty nautical.
Naughty nautical by erb0402 May 23, 2021

Naughty cocks 

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks
Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video
Naughty cocks by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021

Naughty little bitchin’ it 

Despite stemming from the noun, “naughty-little-bitch”, the phrase (coined by EKK of VA circa 2019) has its nuances in both connotation and literal meaning.

It is used like a present participle with a mandatory inclusion of the word “it”, and describes one’s “vibe” during self-expression generally through dance or when striking a pose. (Use as a simple noun or as a categorical term for something like music in the form of “NLB” is acceptable).

It is similar to the colloguial term, “killin’ it” and how that describes the excellence with which one performs a task; however, “naughty little bitchin’ it” is acheived when an air of sexiness is brought about in conjunction with a degree of taboo behaviour.

With regard to dancing, it is not exclusive to a particular set of moves or body parts, but there is a heavy focus on the following:
-Dramatic use of the hips
-Facial expression (particularly the use of the mouth e.g. biting of the lower lip)
-“Revealing” motions.

Note:
*There is a fine line between “NLB’n it” and being “sexy”.
*Twerking, in general, is a certified “NLB” move, but simply twerking does not make one an “NLB”.
*The phrase itself is not conjugated to convey past, present or future tense.
“Yoooo, she was naughty little bitchin’ it in the club last night!

“NLB poses on three!”

Naughty Luncheon 

When a man performs oral sex on multiple random woman
A group of horney girls at the party asked Jon if he wanted to come to their naughty luncheon

Naughty Comb Over 

When a man is doing anal with a woman in the doggystyle position and inserts a hairbrush handle into her vagina with the bristles facing up so that his testicles rub across the brush.