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Avril Lavigne 

A pop-punk singer. I personaly don't like her music, but as a fellow Canadian, I will say this much for her;
Her music, because of her voice, is unpleasant. But often closet posers and posers who are in denial will, without having heard a single bit of her songs but with the knowlege that she was on MTV, have a wonderful time blasting anyone who listens to her songs as a "sellout," "corporate," "shallow," etc. Judging someone purely on their musical likes is INCREDIBLY STUPID.
I think Avril Lavigne is almost unlistenable, but you have the right to listen to her if you want to. To all the kids out there who enjoy bashing and steryotyping her fans, you stupid motherfuckers are WAY shallower than anyone I would want to know.
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"Avril Lavigne is a poser and she cant sing."
"Listen to her second album... then judge
oh and if ur so clever, you sing it then."

Avril Lavinge 

An annoying fuck that makes 12 year old girls say "Omfg Avril laveen iz da best rawk star evur!" And calls out to lesbians by singing "Hey hey! You you! I wan't to be your girlfriend!"
"I threw up yesterday because I saw Avril Lavinge in my dreams."
Avril Lavinge by A.m.b.e.r.. December 16, 2008

Avril Lavigne 

An AWESOME Rock singer. I think she's the best female singer in the world, not like that Rihanna crap. -.-
Avril Lavigne : What The Hell
Avril Lavigne by EG00 July 1, 2011

Avril Lavigne 

Canadian born musician who is the farthest person from a poser. Avril made her debut with the song "Complicated," in 2002. It topped charts the first week it was released. Her first album Let Go went number one in Canada, Autralia, the U.S., and the U.K. Her second album "Under My Skin" also went number 1 in many countries. With Green Day-like songs, such as "He Wasn't" it was a popular CD. Soon after Avril started working on her acting career. She appeared in the movie Over The Hedge, as Heather the hungry, teenage possum. Her third album, "The Best Damn Thing," was literally the best damn thing. With hits like "Girlfriend," "Hot," and "The Best Damn Thing" she was back after three years. Her upcoming fourth album, "Goodbye Lullaby" is set to be released March 8, 2011. The song "What The Hell" was released on New Years. Haters stop dissing her, 'cause you don't know her.
Avril Lavigne is coming back. Her song "What The Hell" rocks.
Avril Lavigne by sk8r music_freak January 13, 2011

Avril Lavigne 

Obviously, nobody knows crap about her. SHE'S NOT A POSER. She never said she was punk, she never related anything to being punk, it was her stupid poser fans that started that whole punk thing. Actually, there is a video on YouTube of her saying she doesn't think her music is punk. Second: her lyrics. a lot of people say she has no talent because she can't rhyme. "She wants to go home, but nobody's home." IT WASN'T ALL HER. She wrote that song with Evanescence. And if all you can see is the word home, then you need to open your freaking eyes because that is an extremely emotional song. A lot of jerkwads also think she is a slut, skank, or whore. Again, open your freaking eyes. For one, you haters are only looking for reasons to hate her. All male singers ever write about is sex, and you're not calling them sluts. Why should it be different for girls? Avril doesn't even write her songs about sex. " Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend". "Oh, oh, oh, would you, cry y y, if I let you go.". Oh yes, that's so slutty. And shut up about the whole "new Avril, old Avril" thing. She is still Avril, times change people change. So far she has three albums, Let Go, Under My Skin, and The Best Damn Thing. After her divorce she came out with The Best Damn Thing.
Avril Lavigne lyrics:
Well I'm on my own, would you leave me alone. Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I
- Let Go

It's a damn cold night. Trying to figure out this life. Won't you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you.
- I'm with you

She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside.
- Nobody's home.

Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared, I was so alone. You, you need to listen. I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone.
-Losing grip

He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to Earth.
-Sk8r Boi

You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it. How does a memory so close to me just fade away? All this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.
-My happy ending

This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay. This moment is perfect, please don't go away. I need you now. And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by.
-Innocence
Avril Lavigne by Invader Jenna November 15, 2010

Avril Lavigne 

A goodass motherfucker so shut the fuck up before i whip you with this belt.
Person 1: I love Avril Lavigne!
Person 2: but she's a poser.
Me (the god): shut the fuck up let her enjoy what she likes before i slit your throat open you fucking bitch.