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mongolious

abnormally large, giant
Guy #1: Dude, check out that booty.

Guy #2: Man, that thing is mongolious.
mongolious by tacbac July 27, 2010

mongolian clam chowder 

A strain of headies you have just made up in an attempt to sell your bag for much more than what it's worth.
Fat Boy Danny was too concerned about keeping his clientel informed that it was in fact HE who supplyed the world weed. Meenwile the real suppliers had to come up with catchy names like mongolian clam chowder in an attempt to sell headies at outstanding prices.

Mongolian Garbage Bag 

The act of squatting over a girl's face and excreting diarrhea onto her after eating spicy Mongolian barbecue.
In the midst of getting a blowjob, Steven felt a rumble in his stomach. Seconds later, he tried to get up but was too late and gave his girlfriend a Mongolian Garbage Bag. She loved it.
Mongolian Garbage Bag by MU Matt December 12, 2008

Mongolian Fishing Boots 

“Hey man, did you remember your PPE today?” “Yeah, can’t you see I’m wearing my Mongolian Fishing Boots?”

Mongolian Paintbrush 

When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.
Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."

Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."

Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."

Mongolian 

Shaving the genital area so as to have shorn testes( shaved ) and long braided hanging area. :)
I just got a Mongolian! My girlfriend loves this!
Mongolian by LearnFromDman December 10, 2013