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little jonny ring-ding 

Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.
track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds
little jonny ring-ding by geemeister November 19, 2004

rubber jonny 

A condom of any type.
Haha, I just got some glow-in-the-dark rubber jonny's.
Lend me a rubber jonny, mate...
rubber jonny by Phil T. August 20, 2006

Little Jonny

Little Jonny loves to shovel driveways while fucking his puppy, when he comes to school the next day he makes sure to have a picture album of the shoveled driveway, also his wee wee has puppy juice on it

a "jonny" good night out 

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!

a Jonny Moss 

fingering a girs ass in the bk of a vehicle on the way 2 the prep school
i did a jonny moss last w/e on the way 2 the prep school
a Jonny Moss by Sean Houliihan January 18, 2008