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steaming the broccoli 

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana
Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?

Screaming Glass 

A drinking vessel into which an inebriated individual howls vociferously into in order to produce a variety of sounds. The glass may be moved in such a manner to change pitch or tone, or to add tremolo or vibrato.
Brett drained his Duvel tulip in order to use it as a screaming glass before snorting flecks of Goldschlager off of the bar.
Screaming Glass by mcmike101 August 10, 2009

sneaking snuggles

To touch someone you love in public without others knowing what you are doing. "Incidentally, accidentally" brush them bringing instant smiles and reassuring them you love them.
You can't actually touch or snuggle in public (might not be appropriate), so you"happen" to brush your hand so it touches your "snuggle bear". No one else has a clue, but you 2 know you were just "sneaking snuggles".
An UBER water-type Pokemon. Also the evolved form of Goldeen, a Pokemon from Gereration I, and the subject of an internet meme "F*** YEAH SEAKING."
Albert: My Goldeen evolved into a Seaking!
David: That's awesome, dude!
Seaking by venusaurmaster August 17, 2011

Steaming Muffler 

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.
With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.
Steaming Muffler by LongDoe September 30, 2011

Steaming Pudding 

This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.
Guy: I surprised my girlfriend with "Steaming Pudding" today and she loved it!!!!