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being a jedi 

being a mind reading mo'fuck psychic
dude !

your stuck to being a jedi man !
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Angry Jedi 

Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.
"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"

"NO?!"

"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."

"OMGZZZZZ!"
Angry Jedi by pattheog March 24, 2008

dick jedi 

Someone who has a luminous condom and sword fights profusely with his brother or any other close family. Once finished you will gain all the knowledge of the Jedi and the force with excrete from your peepee
Shit bro I feel it I’m now a dick Jedi and one with the force
dick jedi by Lilpaste6969420 November 27, 2019

Bangor Jedi 

A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.

Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
Bangor Jedi by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

Grey Jedi 

A Jedi padawan, knight or master - who can candyflip up to 5X categories while pitching mace windu and yoda.
Huey: How did the pitch go, my grey jedi?

Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippinso hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.
Grey Jedi by SpaceJayce April 2, 2022

You're a Jedi Annie 

You're a Jedi Annie.
I'm a what?
Annie, you're a Jedi.
I'm a what!?
A Jedi Annie.
A JEDI?
Yes, Annie you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie.
Well "Just Annie" you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie!
No "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
NO! Annie, you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon, I'm just Annie.
Listen Annie you are a Jedi.
No Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Annie, for god's sake, you're a Jedi.
A JEDI? I'm just Annie.
Noo, "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Nooooo Just Annie you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui Gon!
Annie you are Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon you fat oaf! I'm not a fucking Jedi.
For God's sake Annie what is with this language? You're a fucking Jedi.
I don't give a fuck you fat hairy bastard, I'm not a fucking Jedi.
Listen Annie, you're going to go the Jedi Temple and use the Force and shit, and you're going to be fucking pleased about it.
I don't want use the Force you basket hole, shove it up your fucking dickhole.
My fucking what?
Qui-Gon you're pushing me over the fucking line.
No I'm not, you are a Jedi, you're going to go to the Jedi Temple, you're going to use the Force, you'll get a lightsaber, you'll get a fucking ponytail, deal with it, ya twat.
I'm going to fucking put my dick in the ponytail.
I did that when I was younger and that was a bad move, you are a Jedi.
I'm a what?.
You're a Jedi Annie for fuck sake listen to me!
Qui-Gon I've been through this I don't give a bloody fuck what you think.
This is not negotiable, you come with me you speccy bowl haired cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker
I'll fuckin set your beard on fire.
C'mon then yer speccy cunt square go like.
I'll fuckin burst ye.
Right you ye little wank stain, if you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to the Jedi Temple. You'll get a lightsaber, you'll get an ponytail that'll deliver your shitey messages, and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it.
I'll fucking gnaw your arm off Qui-Gon.
Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little bitch.
I'll pump ye silly.
C'mon then ya cunt.
Suck ma pixie dick ya chubby coon.
I'll rupture your fucking anus with mah massive bear cock.
I'll rip your giant dick off and bash ye across the jaw with it.
Let's go right now bring it on ya little wank.