Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024

Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.

The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.

by SumSquid December 4, 2024

Michael Gennrich

Master and f the homework and twitch

Michael Gennrich has much money

by JG_BoosT November 16, 2023

Michael Rapaport

A person lacking in brain capacity wherein they can't even see the obvious.

Boy, pass me the ketchup next to your plate.

I don't see it.

Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?

by FreePalestineNow November 19, 2023

Michael Storen

Micheal storen is a funny youtube shorts creator that makes comedy content that may be effortless but funny either way.

Simon: YO new michael storen video!
Sam: oh what is it!?
Michael storen: plays metamorphosis interworld over some ai generated images.
Simon: WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!111!11!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

by Iamanaverageheightshutup November 20, 2023

Michael Poladian

A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.

I don't think we should be here, what if there are Michael Poladians here?

by FriendGroupDefinitions November 22, 2023

Michael Crenshaw

he funny and likes Fortnite and kisses the bros goodnight every night

Andrew: yo bro did you know Michael Crenshaw likes to give me bedtime kisses
Friend: no way.... me too !!!

by batmankeira12127 December 2, 2023