moving whore 

Someone who comes online makes a bunch of friends to help them move then dumps them right after the move claiming they live too far away.

That Swede was such a Moving Whore. He had me come over and help him relocate now the bitch won't drop a dime to call me.

moving whore by William P. Wood September 6, 2005

Mowing Muppets 

The act of shooting multiple person with a firearm; most likely in a video game.

Last night I was mowing muppets with the M16.

Mowing Muppets by A.F.H December 19, 2008

Moving in Silence 

A phrase that is said by someone who wants to let everyone know what they're doing.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY INSTAGRAM POST OF ME AT THE GYM I'M MOVING IN SILENCE!!!!

Moving in Silence by spendgedrekh February 18, 2021

Moving Wood 

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

Moving Wood by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009

moving furniture 

A highly developed metaphor used to describe the act of consuming alcohol. Used as code during school hours when one wants to be secretive about performing this act. Sometimes includes the use of the dolly, or beer bong, a device designed for the faster movement of furniture. One can either move chairs, couches, or king sized beds when referring to the amount of furniture moved.

Tom was moving furniture last night, which resulted in his sore back this morning.

Bmac tried to move a king sized bed and got completely shiavoed.

moving furniture by NA123 July 20, 2008

moving bush 

A bush that appears to be moving... Could be a ninja!

Person 1: Oh look a moving bush.

Peson 2: Nah its probably just a ninja.

moving bush by mudkipzz March 22, 2009

moving furniture 

To have phone sex.

"Ayo megan what you do last night?"
"Dude i was moving furniture all night im so tired."

moving furniture by so cool dude May 9, 2009