ur mom 

ur mom gae

ur mom: gae

ur mom by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019

Ur mom 

Usually a female parent that is married to a man, but wee all know that she is g a y.

Haha ur mom gay dude!

Ur mom by pooo1od January 16, 2020

ur mom 

1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.

2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.

3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.

1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*

2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*

3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."

ur mom by hitman bang January 17, 2020

UR MOM 

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

UR MOM by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

Ur mom 

A bitch

I fucked your momma last night, she's such a bitch.

Ur mom by Putinhas February 15, 2020

ur mom 

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

ur mom by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020

ur mom 

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

ur mom by gayboob April 14, 2020