Saskatchewan Sprinkler 

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

Saskatchewan Sprinkler by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

Saskatchewan Switchblade 

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

Saskatchewan Switchblade by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008

sasqaatch 

A loving way to describe monstrous acts (of love or of weirdness) of your girlfriends.
Derived from the term "sasquatch".

Girlfriend 1: "OMG, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
Girlfriend 2: "Girl, you are such a sasqaatch."

sasqaatch by The hottest sasqaatches ever October 23, 2010

Sassuality 

Sassuality is simply the act of being sassy. It can be defined as a love and desire for verbal power; supernatural confidence; and an unrelenting pursuit of attention. An early sign of sassuality is a burning passion for the last word in every conversation, debate, or discussion. Most sassies can create dramatic phrases spontaneously.

Plural: Sassies
Singular: Sassy

My sassuality is going to make me sass the crap out of that person!

Sassuality by Majivugirl November 7, 2011

Sassmaster

A person who's sass is beyond the regular level. This person can add sass to anything and usually gets whatever they want. Wagging fingers, z snaps, head rolls, eye rolls, and the sticking out of the tongue are some of the many trademarks of a sassmaster. Usually a female

The only reason she won the lord of the rings trivia game is because she was a sassmaster and scared everyone out of answering the questions!

Sassmaster by Befferoni July 30, 2009

sasquratch 

An unusually hairy crotch. Typically on an already hairy man.

pronounced: sas-crotch

oh my god, he's so hairy he has a sasquratch

sasquratch by M. Floyd July 16, 2009

Saskatch 

The most elusive of the Saskatchiformes. Last seen in forested areas of Connecticut, foraging for food amongst undergrowth and vegetation. Appreciates the love.

"Look, a wild Saskatch!"

*Creature in question ducks behind a tree.*

Saskatch by SASKATCH October 21, 2010