Dirt Torpedo 

an act of defecation, to drop a duece, make a poop, take a dump, shit.

Every time I eat KFC, I have to fire off a dirt torpedo.

Dirt Torpedo by Bob A Billion October 30, 2008

flaming torpedo 

when one mal takes some sort of tool (plyers) rips his penis whole ope and another guy sticks his penis inside the ripped penis

man1-dude i heard that boy go flaming torpedoed last night

man2-ouch

flaming torpedo by jml9292 October 24, 2008

Golden torpedo 

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

Golden torpedo by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

Nipple Torpedo 

another way to say that someone is nipping.

It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!

Nipple Torpedo by 18872977 April 18, 2008

Yellow Torpedo 

When one person pisses on another person while under water.

I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool

Yellow Torpedo by daringe September 9, 2011

Muffled-Torpedo 

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

Muffled-Torpedo by The Choco September 23, 2011

Human Torpedo 

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.

"He just did a human torpedo!"

Human Torpedo by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012