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crowd surfer 

Someone who goes along with what is popular within a given group of people regardless of their own personal standings in order for general social validation to be achieved.
Dude, that kid is such a crowd surfer.
How?
The group he hangs out with doesn't particularly like him, but he still just goes along with whatever they say. It seems like he just wants to fit in, but he's just going about it the wrong way
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
You wanna make out?
Oh boy do I!
crowd surfer by Bosco'sNutshack March 14, 2022
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Silver Surfer (NES)

A video game adaptation of Silver Surfer. It would have been a pretty kickass game if not for the fact that it's one of the hardest games on the NES, for all the wrong reasons.
Generally, it is frowned upon to say that a game is bad because it's "too difficult." After all, just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's bad.

But with Silver Surfer (NES), it does. If you've ever watched the AVGN's review of it, all I can tell you is...HE'S NOT EXAGGERATING.

Sodomy surfer 

An individual who participates frequently in sodomistic acts on or in relation to particular orifices on the human or any given body.
Tom: bro I just got done ravaging Jessica’s corn cutter, it was so hot! I love assholes!

Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!
Sodomy surfer by Corncutter69 June 25, 2022

Ear Surfer 

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.
*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
Ear Surfer by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

tongue surfer 

Someone who loves using their tongue on a woman's pussy.
Ron's such a tongue surfer with anyone he's with!

Cock surfer 

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals
Cock surfer by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023

Knee Surfer 

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.
Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.
Knee Surfer by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023