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Stella wank 

A tit wank in which the woman's breasts exceed the size of bowling balls.
maaaaaaate i jus had a stella wank off that bird with the boobs covering her face!
Stella wank by stellawank May 20, 2009

Stella-commute 

Working from the bar with a Stella Artois in hand.
"I'm not going into the office today; I'm going to Stella-commute."
Stella-commute by AJLaw May 27, 2009

Stella Umbrella 

Traditionally a cocktail created by the upper class down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. The original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.

Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.
"See that chap over there me old boot! He whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn't seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!

Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"
Stella Umbrella by me old boot June 16, 2011

Stella Effect

Loosing passion for something once loved or enjoyed with no explanation.
"Man, I can't explain it, I've had a Stella effect to Overwatch"
Stella Effect by VoteTrump1994 October 22, 2017

Stella florence 

She is beautiful, intelligent and also named after a city in Italy 🇮🇹 how Gorgeous can you be Stellaflorence! 💚 absolutely smart, stunning, honest, brave always sticks up for her self and puts her self out there for a wide range of awesome opportunities awesome Stellaflorence you beautiful girl
Stella florence a beautiful girl that is lovely and awesome to chill with x

Stella Jang

An amazing south Korean vocalist best known for her song colors ,she speaks fluently in Korean English and French
Person 1. You dude whats that song that goes i could be red or i could be yellow
person 2. dude that's Stella jang
Stella Jang by • C h Æ B y u l • September 16, 2020