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Nissan honda chevy 

The anti-thesis to beamer benz or bentley. Coined and made into a song by joell ortiz and jim jones as the flipside of beamer benz or bentley. The idea is that when one is slangin, hustlin, or doing whatever illicit illegal activity one needs to maintain a low profile and can do so easier in an every day vehicle such more so than the attention that would arise from a higher class luxury vehicle. whereas beamer benz or bentley the song by lloyd banks is a celebration and declaration of excess, ballin, and flyness. Nissan honda chevy epitomizes the hustle and grind...
Nissan honda chevy my stash is never empty baby....

Boy 1: Whats good 2nite? we hittin the club?

Boy 2: Naa son, nissan honda chevy time, gotta gwap up lets make these runs...
Nissan honda chevy by cease79 March 15, 2010
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Shoulda bought a Honda 

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.
Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

2001 Honda Civic

A 4-cylinder 2, 3, and 5 door compact car made by Honda, which is prominently an EK, EJ, or more.

They are usually driven by poor kids, Yoda, and assface fucktards. It has many trim and color options.

It produces around 150-225 horsepower, depending on what trim you buy.

The most prominent use of the 2001 Honda Civic is in Yoda shitposts, where Yoda overdoses on ketamine behind the wheel of the 2001 Honda Civic.

It's also a great tool to run over children and furries in.
William: "Yo look at that fuckboy's shitbox."

James: "Yeah it looks like a 2001 Honda Civic too."

buy me honda, I love you no shit 

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

1984 Honda Accord 

A reliable, yet classic automobile which comes in the 3DR hatchback or 4DR sedan body style. Like all Hondas, it lasts a few hundred thousand miles and yet still manages to stay afloat. Hatchback body style looks similar to the Toyota Corolla AE 86. Comes with 86 original horsepower with power steering and a stock hood that opens from the top near the windshield. May not be the fastest car, but WILL give you random outbursts of hidden power while trying to race.
Dude! It's not every day that you see a 1984 Honda Accord like that one!

2006 Honda Civic 

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Hooptie Honda Hoe 

Hooptie Honda Hoe
/Hoop/Tee/Hoe

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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More

verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"

synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More
exclamation
INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”

“The whored Accord .”"
Hooptie Honda Hoe by alqatumawa March 27, 2019