theological rectum 

Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.

When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.

theological rectum by the_narrator November 12, 2011

thievin rectum 

a rectum taht is encountering some problems.

Oh crap, ive got a thievin rectum

thievin rectum by homes July 17, 2003

clowns rectum 

clowns rectum is a funny impolite way of calling someone you are friends with a funny asshole as you are calling them a "clowns rectum"

Man says something foolish friend of that man calls him a clowns rectum

clowns rectum by sutz October 16, 2008

mexican rectum 

When you take hot sauce and pour it on a girls ass-hole and take a soccer ball and use it as a dildo on the girl, with hot sauce on the ball.

I gave my mom a mexican rectum last night while my dad beat it while watching me pour the hot sauce on the soccer ball.

mexican rectum by Heafty Tony April 13, 2011

Di-rectum-ly 

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"

That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!

Di-rectum-ly by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011

wet rectum 

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole

Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum

wet rectum by Grass man September 18, 2017

repulsive rectum

The act of fucking a girl in the ass a so hard that her rectum becomes completely obsolete and indiscernible so much so that she has no control over what happens down there, therefore causing her to shart shit and cum everywhere.

Joe: Hey Sam how did your date go last night?
Sam: Pretty good I gave her the good ol' Repulsive rectum!
Joe: What the fuck.

repulsive rectum by Thats that gay Shit! May 31, 2018