Sarcastard 

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

Sarcastard by argustuft November 5, 2011

sarcasm 

Something that retards never get
It is great way to trick retards

A: I totally like your face

B: Really? thanks

A: F**king retard it was sarcasm

sarcasm by Manmanmanmanmanman August 25, 2014

sarcasm typeset

putting winks ;) before and after what you are typing in a text message, IM, Tweet, or otherwise to communicate sarcasm.

The girl texted her friend in sarcasm typeset ;) I love waking up before 6am ;)

sarcasm typeset by tamifrommiami June 9, 2009

Sarcasm 

When reading a book on sexual relations of the homosexual variety maybe confused with the word orgasm

After several minutes of heavy use Jevees had multiple sarcasms.

Sarcasm by Sir Fletch Man February 12, 2006

sarcasm 

michael. yes. you, you heartless tall person.

me: "i can SO do 48 press ups without blacking out"
mucaw: "oh yes. sure you could."
me:"i did karate for 7 years!"
mucaw: "oh please, you couldnt hurt a legless, wingless, featherless duck"
me: "what would be the significance of it being featherless?"
mucaw: " "it would be burning in the sun, and be rendered helples in pain"
me: "youre heartless"
mucaw: "i had only just realised, oh no. what a shame (its sarcasm)"
me: "nah, y'dont say!?"

sarcasm by *_sara_* February 10, 2008

Fluent in sarcasm 

Fluent in sarcasm...Anything you got...I got better.

Him: "shut up you stupid bitch"
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.

Fluent in sarcasm by do i act likei fuckin care? December 28, 2014

sarcasperatedly 

Adv. Done with sarcastic exasperation.

"Damnit babe, I don't want cookies and head!", Steve yelled sarcasperatedly

sarcasperatedly by OcifferJohnson June 11, 2014