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February 21st

February 21st, also known as punch-a-Preston day. Only February 21st of every year, a Preston can get punched as much or as hard as anyone can, without consequences.
Dude, did you hear it’s national punch-a-Preston day!
Yeah man, February 21st is gonna be lit!

I’m gonna rock Preston’s world with these fists bro!

December 21st (FNU)

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.
1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st (FNU) and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95
December 21st (FNU) by ACF Patiza December 19, 2020

December 21st 

Day to hug your bi friend!
Hey!
*HUGS*
Why??
Because its December 21st...
December 21st by LGBT BOI December 20, 2020

December 21st 2020 

Mozonite's deadline to make the boyfriend role or he will be canceled on twitter.com
mozo better make that role before "December 21st 2020" before he gets canceled!
December 21st 2020 by Yellojared December 20, 2020

July 21st 

NATional NAT Day. The one day of the year where Natalie has special time with a subject of her liking.
Hey, Miles did you know today is July 21st?”
“No. What’s today?”
“It’s the day Natalie chooses between you and Owen to have some fun.”
July 21st by stankgingerluvr July 21, 2021

September 21st 

person 1:ayo it's september 21st!
person 2:AMONGUS AMONGUS
person 1:SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER AMONGUS