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Sleeps mouth open 

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)
The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

Cork mouth 

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.
Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.
Cork mouth by MinMax123 July 6, 2022

Dry-mouth rotisserie 

The declining of spit-roasting.
“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”

Poop mouth 

That is so poop mouth!

badger mouth 

Someone who’s teeth stick out
badger mouth by Coco ✊🏿 September 18, 2022

porn mouth 

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
porn mouth by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022