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International Driving Law 

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.
Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"

International Rock Beat Day 

April 4th (4/4) is International Rock Beat Day. A "rock beat" or "common time" is four beats per measure of music, the standard rhythm of most popular western music.
"We've got to play some Beatles records on April 4th... it's International Rock Beat Day!"

International Spill Tea Day 

On April 23rd, everyone will/must spill the tea they’ve sipped for a while. You are responsible for fights.
“Hey, it’s International Spill Tea Day, where’s the tea?”

International dick grab day

On April 17 all women have to grab atleast one mans cock today.

International Chocolate

He doesn't hate anyone. He's international chocolate.
International Chocolate by MARCISMS September 11, 2018

International Pussy Eating Day 

April 13 is the international day for everyone to put their powerful tongue skills to use for a GOOD cause. Everybody licking fanny.
Nigga 1: you eat some pussy today?
Nigga 2: fuck yeah it's international pussy eating day!!
Nigga 1: yeeesss boy!
Bitch 1: I'm eating pussy too!!