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Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
Homeless Collection by KJack February 11, 2013

homeless-cidal 

someone who wants to kill themselves because they are homeless and need a place to sleep.
The patient threatened suicide only because he was homeless and didn't have a place to sleep; therefore he became homeless-cidal
homeless-cidal by ernurse63 May 8, 2015

Homelessing

Going around your house, apartment, car looking for change.
Friend 1: Man, I was homelessing trying to find change to get some taco bell.
Homelessing by JayEm001 October 22, 2015

homeless hair

When you have ratchet, nappy, oily hair
Ramona why do you have homeless hair?
homeless hair by Nanoni October 28, 2015

homeless raver 

Someone who though maybe have a place to lay their head at night only finds comfort at raves (home). From mean patents to not being socially accepted these kids go to shows to escape to an atmosphere were they are finally accepted and appreciated for who they are. Though some may dabble in drugs that majority of them are just Kandi kids that are looking to run away from problems they may have for a night.
See that Kandi kid over there. I talked to him and he's here for the music and the loving people......I think he's a homeless raver.

Homeless Seppuku 

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...