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stella artois 

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.
Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?
stella artois by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004

Stella Artois 

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.
Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"
Stella Artois by MindblowN January 18, 2004

stella <3 

a stella <3 is a greek who plays acpc!! she’s also very annoying about her kpop boys but she can’t keep all her love inside so she has to let it all out . stella <3 is super sweet and will always make you happy so treat her well !!!
##CHRISSY : hi stella <3! you’re looking extra cute today </3
##STELLA <3 : you are cutest .periodt
stella <3 by honevbun September 28, 2019

Stella_the_dinos 

Best tiktoker ever! I love her tiktoks and you should too! Stella is a transgender furry who goes by the pronouns she/her she is a kind sweet person who never fails to make my day brighter with the post I see from her!
Lizzy: hey do you follow Stella_the_dinos on tiktok?
Emma: no but I will!
Jen: hey guys what are you talking about?
Lizzy+emma: the best tiktoker ever! Stella_the_dinos duh!!

Stella is awesome really awesome 

Stella is the best stella go stella stellaaaaaaaaaaaa stella can you respond smh I'm going get a dog

Stella Artois 

Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.
Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok

Many beers later....

Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.


So smoooth.
Stella Artois by Beerenthusiast October 15, 2008