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A usually gay bastard who is most likely to tinder match a man. Many Samuels my be found in a Miloszes basement
That Samuel guy just headbutted a dinner lady!
Samuel by Ted barry November 25, 2018
A guy with a small penis and no friends usually Mexican.
Tatym:Hey did you give Samuel head?
Cierra:no I didn’t have a microscope

Tatym:same
Samuel by Nihdfd May 31, 2019
Samuel is a battyboy name, if u have the name Samuel u are considered gay and has a small cock.
Isn’t it the name (Samuel) is soo gayy...
Samuel by ILoveYourUncle August 2, 2019
The absolute worst friend that says his best friends don’t treat him well even though they stand up for bullies against Samuel and let him copy our test answers, but we still don’t treat Samuel the fucking king well.
Samuel’s best friends: hey dude here are the answers

Samuel: I don’t care about our friendship.
Samuel by Samuels FRIENDS November 7, 2019
Ugly, rat, dumb, and retarded
Samuel is very ugly
Samuel by Samuels favorite January 25, 2020
gayest snitch u will ever meet
is that samuel kid gay ..... i think so.
samuel by jaccas January 30, 2020